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classof1969: marijuana???? more like mari-DONT-wanna! drugs are for thugs.
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brandoncargoshortsdavis: nicklugo: i love girls i love boobs and butts and how nice they smell and legs and nice hair and soft skin girls rock This guy likes the way butts smell
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everything is better because eddie’s voice in soldier of love
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whispertoariot: edwardlouisseversoniii: coldstone Creamery
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whispertoariot: edwardlouisseversoniii: it’s just so funny because he looks so cold they all look like they’re having fun and he looks like jesus christ i’m so cold can we go home yet can we go home eddie eddie just look at the fuckin camera so we can go home i’m so cold Not just any cold Stone cold.
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mrfadedglory: soundgarden is kind of like the band of sexual frustration.
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chadsmithsmoobs: reblog if this man has hurt u in sum way don’t pass it up let’s come together ladies
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chadwasjustchad: when did THIS?? become THIS??? OH SHIT WAIT!
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chadwasjustchad: when did THIS??? BECOME THIS?????? REBLOG IF YOU CARE!!!!
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cosmo tip #191
expertcosmotips: let your man know when you’re feeling extra hot by sending smoke signals from a flammable location
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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AHAHAHA MY TAGS WORK PRAISE THE LORD
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i-aint-superstitious: i bet kirk hammett sleeps with his wah wah pedal as if it were his child
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pjxel: To give that recipe an extra kick, try substituting cocaine for flour
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WOO CAN WE GO ON A LATE NIGHT CD RUN
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but clara i just don’t know
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if a coupon says it expires the 28th does that mean you can still use it on the 28th
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can i just get lorenzo to drive me over there after school though omfdgadnh
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omg what do
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vatreni said: get
should i though i don’t have nine dollars and 43 cents BUT THE COUPON EXPIRES TOMORROW OH MY GOD
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vatreni said: GET GWET GET EG E PREIR RNS S GPS...
what
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idk but there are coupons for Volbeat’s new album idk if i should get it though they are okay
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WHY CAN’T I BE 18 THIS RADIO STATION IS GREAT TO USE IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY LEGAL TO DO MOST THINGS
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