June 2012
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gweebog:
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dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner
okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved
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May 2012
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Baby sickened by dry dog food, lawsuit claims
what did you think was going to happen
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With Jones and Gustaffson it is, and we know they don’t fight like each other at all…
The only similarities are that they’re both tall, young, know how to find their range and use it well and both have spanked Vlady in one round
wow ok tHANK YOU PRAISE THE LORD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
omgf have you ever scrolled down and looked at a post but then you saw a funny url and you couldn’t stop laughing but the post the reblogged was really sad or something
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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ALSO WE HAVE ANIMAL CRACKERS I’M GLAD ABOUT THAT
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officialsalad:
i like reading people’s FAQs
they’re trying to be extra intimidating and then end it with a compliment and it just ends up like
Q: how old are you? A: 14, STOP ASKING.
Q: are you single? A: yes, but NOT INTERESTED.
Q: would you ever date a girl? A: NO.
Q: you’re pretty A: Thanks sooooo much but I get so many of these I couldn’t possibly answer them all:)(:
vatreni said: barksplosion
omg but you should have heard it
it was really funny
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eurotwinz:
What if Nick is going into the conference tomorrow to reveal that he is in fact invincible and immortal, and that the Red Wings have decided to create a new line specifically for only Lidstrom to play on. And then he says he’ll play until the world ends. The end.
omfg you should have heard the dogs bark earlier like i don’t even know if it was a bark it was just like an explosion like i don’t even know how to describe it
how is it june next week how are we already on the 6th month of the year wasn’t it just march
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if i ever get assigned to make signs i’m gonna use comic sans for the font to make people mad
captainrenner:
RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER
Jason “Mayhem” Miller On C.B. Dollaway: “I’m Going To Knock His Fart-Face Off” 05.18.12 UFC 146: Jason Miller Vs. C.B. Dollaway 05.26.12 C.B. Dollaway Grinds Out Win Over Jason “Mayhem” Miller05.26.12 Jason “Mayhem” Miller: “I Am Looking Past CB Dollaway!”05.23.12 Jason “Mayhem” Miller Cut From UFC 05.27.12
i’m laughing really hard...
Dana White Says Dan Hardy Will Probably be Featured on Nottingham Fight Card
good good good
i am ok with this
also omg i didn’t tell you about this one guy i met yetsterday
ok so we were in the grocery store and we were checking out and no body come over to bag the things so i just started it myself and this one guy came over and he told me that he thought i worked there but i was like no not really and omfg he was so cute like i don’t think you guys understand
like
seriously
i don’t...
i should go do my hair
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if i ever have kids and they come to me one day and say that they’re bored i’m going to tell them to start writing a book about a dog and the next time they say that they’re bored i’m just going to keep making them write things
good parenting skills
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there’s like a million things going through my head i apologize for all the posts
this one time my family went to this festival thing and we stopped at the bathroom and there was a massive line outside the women’s bathroom like always and my dad told me i could go into the men’s bathroom but i was really terrified because there were like 20 people around the bathroom and i didn’t want to be the only girl in there so i waited until we got home like 6 hours...
i’ve yet to walk into a women’s restroom and find pee on the wall
it’s going to happen one day though
i’m going to find that bathroom
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who do you think of
does he look like me
i’m gonna take off all my clothes i really want to
when you make love
do you look in the mirror
too bad i’m not in my own house i would have taken my shirt off bUT no there are people here
it’s really hot why am i wearing socks
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Watchhypothermiclegumes:
a DRAMATIC reading of this post
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